me in any situation
CAN I JUST? CAN WE JUST? OMFG
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
“Oh my god. We are so compatible. It is incredible.”
The ratio of your nose length to your ear length is ideal
“what could POSSIBLY go wrong?” timmy turner says, having just wished for cosmo and wanda to dissolve the bourgeoisie and dismantle capitalism, all without having laid out a systematic theory and praxis for incorporating plurality and equality into the new world order
now that’s what I like to hear